Friday, November 23, 2007

Fake Jim Steets Up For Award?

Dear God:

First, thank you for keeping Indian Point SAFE over the Thanksgiving Holiday. With the small, even skeletal crew we have on hand during the holidays, there is always a worry that a serious event such as LOCA would see us lose our infrastructure. I can be honest with you God, and we both know there is no way we could get enough people back to Indian Point over a holiday. Hell, half of us are out of town, and the other half live over and hour away in Dutchess county, out of harms way.

Not checked into it yet, but heard it through the grapevine that I am up for some new nuclear industry award called a BAA. Fake Patrick Moore called me with the news today. Wonder if Fake Bob has been nominated? Anyway, my wife and children are walking (unescorted) around the facility, so guess I should go check on them.

Amen

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